From: DEPiLLsbur@aol.com The Lewd Epic of Harry and Seven The nanoprobes wail of a borgish babe, lived many star-dates ago Who roamed Delta Quad with an Injun fraud, and a bi captain (well, the fanfic all says so) She loved to ponder molecules with her faithful Vulcan chum But better than this she loved to bliss with a Korean StarFleet bum They were rough and nasty and quite well met They did the dirty on every deck Gods save the crew of Voyager Now Harry fair was pure and fine, faithful to Libby back home He longed to bone, but his moral hone said to keep it to his own But while walking past Cargo Bay 2 he got a dreadful shock When an implant graced hand grabbed him by the pants and dragged him through the lock She was rough with Harry, but she had to be She set him down upon her knee Gods save our the good ship Voyager He spied the owner of the hand, cried, "Seven, please don't... don't" I must be true to my girlfriend there or, or... I won't" But our borg babe read the truth written in pupils well enlarged "Remove your clothes," she calmly spoke, "This phaser is full charged." So Harry stripped at her dire threat Didn't take much, you can bet And the transporter beamed his uniform from Voyager Then Seven peeled her catsuit from her un-assimilated form Harry's jaw dropped at the luscious lot and soon his... face... grew warm As she drew near it quite appeared his... posture... grew quite neater And she breathily whispered in his ear, "Take me to your peter." She jumped him well, she jumped him long Enough to make the deck go bong Gods save the hull of Voyager After an hour or so of wanton lust, Harry fondled a silver implant As Seven writhed at the electric touch, he muttered, "We can't Hide this long from the others, we saw what happened with Tom and B'El ." And Seven jacked into the holo-matrix, "They all can go to..." well It's a dirty trick that Seven played Now everyone on Voy gets laid Gods save the advertisers on Voyager What do you think?